Night at the roller disco

Last night we celebrated my friend Carly’s 30th birthday by going to the roller disco. I’ve known Carly since primary school and she was the first of us to turn 30 (my turn soon help!)

Dressed in our 80′s inspired clothes, we went to the event in London for a retro night of fun. To start the night we had a few drinks at Carly’s house. Here we are are in our finery:

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We hit the roller disco with a few drinks inside us. It was a complete flashback to my early teens when I used to go to the local leisure centre’s roller disco. I hadn’t been on roller skates since then but I managed to stay upright on them. I can’t say the same for all of the gourd though :) Everyone was dressed up at the disco and the music was retro themed. Lots of fun.

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This is me with the birthday girl – I think she enjoyed the night, not sure if she’ll remember it all today though :)

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To finish off the night we ordered a bottle of champagne and added a candle bomb to it. The security peeps told us off as it was a fire hazard oops but we managed to get away with it :-)

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I crawled into bed at 3am and I definitely can’t cope with late nights like I used to, I feel pretty rough today. My leg also hurts this morning from the skating – further proof I’m my teenage years are long gone. It was fun to remember them last night though.

Victoria

xoxo

Cute boys. Just because.

This week I’ve been suffering with a cold and have been feeling pretty fed up so this post is to help cheer myself and hopefully you lot up too. You’re welcome.

Victoria

xoxo

Joules journals giveaway

The lovely people at Joules have given me five notebooks / journals to giveaway each with a £10 voucher to use in their online shop.

 Journals say a lot about the person writing in them so I want to know how you would label your journal. Think “The Diary of Bridget Jones: Spinster & Lunatic”. Or Victoria-writes: “Keep out, I might be contagious” :)

 If you want to enter the competition then comment below with “My journal would be labelled …” then fill in the blank. Please also follow Joules on Twitter @joules_clothing to be entreated.

Please note this competition restricted to UK residents only.

 I’ll pick the five winners next week – the funnier the better!

 Victoria

 xoxo

Swoon-worthy characters

I think one of my biggest goals as a writer it to write male characters that will make female readers swoon. We all like a fantasy male and good romances need someone we all want to fall in love with. So for some inspiration, I thought I’d share my favourite male characters in YA literature, ones that made me swoon and wish they were real!

My top 5 YA swoons are

Dimitri – Vampire Academy

Reasons for swoon-worthiness: tall, dark, handsome, bad-ass i.e. can beat scary vampires, wise, Russian so has sexy accent, gives life to protect others. Forbidden as he’s older and a mentor to Rose, which makes it deliciously naughty.

Lucas  - Easy

Reasons for swoon-worthiness: good body thanks to muscles gained doing martial arts, lickable abs according to the girl, protective, able to beat bus who are no good up, tattoos, lip piercing is interesting, floppy dark hair, motorbike if you’re into that, tortured but able to love despite this, good at drawing his love interest, intelligent.

Edward – Twilight

Reasons for swoon-worthiness: Gorgeous, strong, protective although can be a bit too controlling, very rich, gorgeous. Just ignore the fact he wants to drink your blood and that you’ll have to get married before anything naughty happens.

Jace – The Mortal Instruments

Reasons for swoon-worthiness: Gorgeous, strong, good in a fight, tortured but still able to love, falls in love even though you might be his sister but it’s okay you’re not really, related to angels and fights for good, fit body. Sadly not going to be played in the film by Alex P above but he fits the picture in my head best.

St Clair – Anna and The French Kiss

Reasons for swoon-worthiness: Can speak French, buys heroine book on love poetry, good Paris tour guide, gorgeous obviously, good kisser. Plus chooses his future to be close to Anna

So there we go completely un-shallow reasons to swoon for male characters! But hey they are page turners ;)

Who are your favourites?

Victoria

xoxo

The W Type

One of the most fascinating things I’ve discovered since blogging is how alike some of us writers are. Even though thousands of miles might separate us, even if we write different genres or are at completely different stages of our writing careers, sometimes I think writers share brains.

  • We seem to have one hand an intense passion for writing and on the other a I-hate-you relationship with it.
  • One day we are cheerfully proclaiming our word counts to our Facebook friends, the next staring into space unable to write a thing.
  • We believe in ourselves and our writing and know we should never give up but our hearts break when we get rejected.
  • We give up our social lives to cram in extra writing time.
  • We love to read and share books that inspire us.
  • We use music to help us write and make playlists for our stories, ready to share on our websites once the book is published.
  • We also watch probably too much TV and too many films but we can’t help it. When we like a show, we get hooked on it.
  • We might be intelligent but we are also crazy to try this life.
  • People around us think it must be really easy to write and get published but we know the truth.
  • We lean on each other because no one else understands what it’s like to be us.
  • We get very excited when a writer we know has hit a milestone.
  • We dream about seeing our books on the shelves and going to the film adaptation premiere.

I love that we share these things. I’m not alone with you guys to encourage and support me. Being a writer can be tough but us crazy people trying it need each other to console and celebrate with.

Are you the W type?

Victoria

xoxo

Tagged x2

The lovely Becky from blogs-of-a-bookaholic tagged me with some questions to answer so here we go!

Would you ever try using a Ouiji board?

No – I don’t think I believe in ghosts (I’ve never seen one) and I don’t think you’d know if the glass was moving because of a ghost or someone was moving it themselves.

Kindle or physical book?

Physical book for me. Yesterday I cleared out some cupboards to make room for some of my books:

I might succumb to a Kindle one day for travelling but I’d never give up print books (unless they stopped making them!! Which I really hope doesn’t happen) – I like to collect fancy editions of my favourite books.


Do you find it easy to forgive and forget?

No, not really. I kind of hold grudges. I need to work on that!

Writing or reading?

That’s like Sophie’s choice! I love both I’m afraid so I can’t possible pick :)

If you had the chance to spend a whole hour with a celebrity, who would you choose?

Either JK Rowling in the hope I pick up tips of how to have a billion-selling book or Joshua Jackson and trick him into marrying me :)

Least favorite genre of book?

I don’t have a least favourite but I don’t read memoirs / biographies. I stick to fiction!

Disney or Pixar?

Another tough one and I could get technical here and say the films they made together! But I only had Disney growing up so I’ll go with that.

Your favorite quote?

I just found a good one:

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
e. e. Cummins

Favorite mythical creature? (can range from vampires to Dragons etc)

Vampires!

Which stereotype do/did you fall under in school? (e.g. The Jock, the cheerleader, goth, geek etc)

I don’ t really think I did, I don’t think we have them as much over here. If I had to pick out of those I’d go for geek.

What colour is your bedroom?

Brown and cream.

What about you guys?

Victoria

xoxo

I’m it, apparently

I’ve been tagged by the frankly hilarious Thoughts Appear. She gave me a list of questions to answer and I’m feeling the pressure as she said I’d be graded ;)

  1. Pop-Tarts: frosted or unfrosted? – I’ve failed at the first hurdle as I don’t think I’ve eaten one, not for many many years anyway. But I think I’d like them frosted if I did!
  2. What age would you want to stay forever? - I still feel like I’m 16 inside but I quite like the age I am now – old enough to have made mistakes and know what i want from life. Although I already have grey hair but at least I could avoid the wrinkles :)
  3. Do you think I’m pretty? You can use this pictureas a reference. – You are the fairest of them all!
  4. Where’s Waldo? – Wherever he wantes to be. And we call him Wally fyi :)
  5. What’s your favorite quote? – If you can dream it, you can do it. By the genuis that is Walt Disney!
  6. Name one food you’ve never tried…and don’t want to. – Snails. Yuck.
  7. Do you believe in the tooth fairy? – She used to drop by when I was younger. I haven’t lost a tooth for a while so we’ve lost touch.
  8. If you could change your first name, what would it be? – This is a tough one, I’d prefer one that people didn’t shorten but then again, why be anyone other than yourself?!
  9. If you could be any animal, what would you be? – A cat. I like food and sleeping :)
  10. Who shot the sheriff? – I did but don’t tell anyone!
  11. How much money would you need to quit your job for one year? – I’ve just quit my job for a year but I don’t have that much money, I’m just crazy :)

Phew. I hope I passed!

I love Thoughtsy’s questions so much, I feel no need to make up new ones but WordPress is being annoying today and I need to write and not spend hours trying to tag people. So anyone reading this, please answer the questions in the comment seciton below. Go on, I dare you :)

Victoria

xoxo

Why it costs more to be a woman

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  ~Aristotle Onassis

I read a column in Grazia last week that quoted a report from an America magazine which found it costs more to be women. I always knew that being a woman has its pros and cons (hello, childbirth!) but this article says the fact is we have to spend more money on things because we’re women. Apparently, we pay on average three times more than men on dry cleaning, 20p more per ounce on deodorant, more to have our razors look pink and far more than men on haircuts and cars.

It’s like having our very own tax just for being women. Add to this the amount we spend on clothes, bags, shows, accessories, it’s clear we are pretty badly off. Plus many of us take work breaks to raise children and often don’t reach the same career heights as men so if you spread the cost over a lifetime, we are the poorer sex. Obviously, in monetary terms and not in intelligence and general fabulous-ness :)

What can we do to stop this injustice – here are a few ideas:

  • Use deodorant for made for men – it’s actually better. Just make sure you mask the scent with perfume or you might draw women to you (see the Lynx advert).
  • Avoid razors – just let your hair grow. It’ll save time too.
  • Buy clothes that don’t need dry cleaning.
  • Dye your hair yourself at home. It’ll save you a fortune. Just don’t do it on your cream carpet.
  • Tell your man save the extra money he gets from his cheaper lifestyle and then pay for you to get that designer handbag you’ve had your eye on.

Do you think you spend more as a woman?

Victoria

xoxo

The Hunger Games vs. Twilight

I went to see The Hunger Games yesterday. I won’t post another review as I’m a long way behind the rest (although I will say I loved it). Instead, in honour of the film and another favourite of mine Twilight, I thought I’d pitch the YA series’ against each other.

Warning: contains spoilers so don’t read if you don’t know how they end!

Let the battle begin:

The world

Twilight is set in present day Forks – a small town in Washington, which gets a lot of rain. Dark, gloomy and green. This world is inhabited by both humans and supernatural creatures namely vampires and werewolves (no witches or faeries as far as we know). And the supernatural’s live in secret mostly; until a girl called Bella comes along and guesses the truth. Some of the supers are good; others are evil and will drink your blood.

The Hunger Games is set in the future in a country that used to be America and is now called Panem. It’s a pretty bleak place made up of 12 districts ruled over by The Capitol. People in the outer districts are poor and hungry whereas people in The Capitol live in luxury and have really crazy hair. Every year the country watches The Hunger Games – a reality TV show where kids compete to their death.

Verdict: I’d rather live in Twilight’s world – there’s food and the reality TV shows may be depressing but they’re not brutal. Plus I’d have Edward. Just sayin’.

Twilight – 1, HG – 0.

The hero

Bella Swan is a teenage girl who falls for a vampire. She’s’ pretty average looking but pale and uncoordinated. She doesn’t really have a quest – most of her existence is there to be in love with Edward. Then she decides she wants to be immortal so she can love him forever. She finally becomes a vampire, which she is suited to very well.

Katniss Everdeen is a teenage girl who has lived her life fighting for survival. She leads her family, hunting for food and selling it so they can live. She is fiercely protective of her younger sister, volunteering to tale her place in The Hunger Games. Which’s she kicks ass in while staying someone we can root for. Plus she wins.

Verdict: Katniss is scary in the best possible way. I’d probably be the first one to die in the games so I’m pretty impressed by how she handles it.

HG – 1, Twilight – 0.

 The love triangle

Bella Swan loves Edward but then he leaves her (it’s for her own good) so she starts hanging out with Jacob, who turns into a werewolf. He loves her a lot but she’s not sure. Then Edward comes back and she runs back into his arms. Jacob kisses her and she decides she loves them both but Edward is her soul mate. Then they have a baby who is Jacob’s soul mate. So everyone is happy.

Katniss Everdeen isn’t sure who she loves. There’s Gale her friend and hunting partner who’s really good looking. And there’s Peeta, her fellow competitor in the HG who says he’s had a crush on her since they were kids. They pretend to be I love for the cameras but I feels quite real. Then Gale comes up with an idea that leads to her sister being killed so she chooses Peeta.

Verdict: For me, I knew who they would both choose in the end but I was more unsure what would happen in The HG so I’ll go with that love triangle. Slightly more believable.

HG- 1, Twilight – 0.

 The villains

In Twilight, The Volturi are pretty scary vampires who rule the community and you don’t want to meet them in a dark alley. Like, ever.

In HG, the villain is pinpointed as the President but you could argue the true villain is control. Snow is killed by Katniss in the end and the country takes back some of their freedom.

Verdict: Twilight has a defined group of villains that are creepy and who live on after the books. They’re invincible, which beats Snow who is destroyed.  

Twilight – 1, HG – 0.

Final score:

It’s a tie in my battle between Twilight and The Hunger Games.

Who would win for you?

 Victoria

xoxo

 

Scary similarities to Liz Lemon

I just started watching my 30 Rock series 5 box set and more than enough I was confronted by the uncomfortable truth – I share a lot of similarities with the main character Liz Lemon. I say confronted, my mum pointed it out every helpfully!

If you’ve never seen the show, Liz Lemon is head writer of a fictional SNL-type show played brilliantly by Tina Fey (who by the way, I love).

Here’s what we have in common:

1. We are both single with a depressing dating history.

2. We both love food. Like really love it.

3. We kind of look similar with thick shoulder length golden brown hair that has a tendency to turn into a frizzy bush plus we both wear tortoiseshell glasses.

4. We are both clumsy.

5. We both hate exercise.

6. We are both geeks easily obsessed by films and TV shows.

7. We like to think of ourselves as feminists.

8. We have both taken up knitting and then ditched it.

9.  We imagine ourselves as being funny but quite often people are laughing at and not with us.

10. Our favourite wine is Pinot Grigio.

Do you share any traits with a TV character?

Victoria

xoxo

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